I DON'T WANT TO SAY

BRIEF QUESTIONNAIRE

We understand that you might not feel comfortable describing
yourself to an empty box.

In order to help us keep track of our readers, please answer 
this BRIEF QUESTIONNAIRE in order to continue.
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Would you say that your noncompliance is a result of:

The sheer amount of online marketing research disguised as 
a fun and revealing way to express yourself?

Are you worried that you might become the headstone of an 
intricate and subtle demographic?

Does it worry you that so many people want to peg you down 
by passive interests?

Is it because you've grown tired of your immediate qualities?  

Are you afraid that you don't know a thing about yourself?

Are you running out of things to say?

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Click Here if you answered NO to all of the above
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