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		<title>What Separates This Magic Bag From Ones You&#8217;ve Seen Before</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lot of people come up to me on the street and say “Hey, Gene! Where do you get all those crazy ideas?” And I always say the same thing. I say “Well, my name's not Gene, but I find them in this here bag.”]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2011/04/14/what-separates-this-magic-bag-from-ones-youve-seen-before/</link>
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		<title>NCIS: Celebration, FL.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The Turkish Twist&#8221; Somewhere in the Atlantic between St. Thomas and Antigua, past the Anegada Passage and into the Caribbean Sea, Brady Matthews is lying on the sun-deck of the USS Baltimore, a defunct warship reconditioned for cruising. His body almost sizzles in the February sun. Out this far the ocean is quiet, the waves [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2011/03/13/the-turkish-twist/</link>
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		<title>Outside of the Butterfly Tent</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cotton candy here, weird ass spinning cotton candy&#8230; Nobody knows how it works but it works – it&#8217;s sugar, it&#8217;s soft, and it&#8217;s spinning. Get your cotton candy here, weird ass cotton candy&#8230; Peter, when you told me that you loved me on the love boat, did you mean it? Was it true? Did you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2011/02/09/outside-of-the-butterfly-tent/</link>
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		<title>Another Kind of Thunderdome</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Chinese man in black slippers is sitting on top of a giant wooden sphere, maybe 100 feet in diameter. The sphere is a thin wood that&#8217;s been intricately carved into a cage, somewhat like a Persian spoon from maybe the 19th century. Possibly pear-wood. From the top of the sphere/cage he plays a note [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2011/01/31/another-kind-of-thunderdome/</link>
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		<title>The State of the Union</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So just to recap: Outbuild, Outsmart, Outlast, Outwit, Outteach, Outsave, and Outwin. Now I&#8217;d like to open up the floor to anyone that has any questions.  Yes, you in the back. Mr. President, does milk stop the steeping process? Does milk stop the steeping process. Like, if I pour milk into the tea right away, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2011/01/26/the-state-of-the-union/</link>
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		<title>I Could Stop This Beat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When you say &#8220;can&#8217;t stop the beat&#8221; do you mean that like &#8220;impossible to stop the beat&#8221; or like &#8220;personally, I can&#8217;t stop the beat&#8221;?  Because I could stop this beat one handed. I could stop it indefinitely or I could stop it for only like a second, which would time-out everyone at the party so that I could walk around with them frozen in place, like Zack Morris in one of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2011/01/22/i-could-stop-this-beat/</link>
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		<title>Harry Stranglefish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know that&#8217;s my mother&#8217;s cell phone but I&#8217;m still too scared to answer it.  I mean, I know it&#8217;s her cell phone.  I&#8217;m fucking 100% positive that it&#8217;s her cell phone ringing.  It is her cell phone ringing.  But still, that ringtone is just so scary.  It&#8217;s too scary.  It&#8217;s the scariest thing in the world. It&#8217;s like [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2011/01/07/harry-stranglefish/</link>
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		<title>The Comforts of Home</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite things about being home is that you can always find something anywhere.  For instance a six pack of diet coke in the bathroom.  Just for instance.  Another example might be The Greatest Show On Earth in the linen cabinet, if you&#8217;re more into examples than instances. Never an absent coke in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2010/12/28/the-comforts-of-home/</link>
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		<title>Notes From The Robot Show</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In November of 2010, pendant-garde stage director Kazuo Mujitsu introduced Sarah, the world&#8217;s first anthropomorphic robot designed to perform live melodrama. The goal was to smash the communication barrier between director and actor, enabling Mujitsu to finely hone the actor&#8217;s performance without the hindrance of language or ego. These are his notes. Of all the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2010/11/14/notes-from-the-robot-show/</link>
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		<title>Subject: RE: Best Buy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To: Past Subject: Best Buy Dear Past, Today I watched a baby—while still in its infancy—wield some sort of bulbous sword in front of a plasma screen while a Playstation studied and learned its behavior. All the best, Future — To: Future CC: Present Subject: RE: Best Buy Future &#8211; Holy shit! What could that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.craighildebrand.com/2010/11/12/subject-re-best-buy/</link>
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