The author lives in Milton, Massachussetts, with his mother, step-father, and this dog they got six months ago.  He is unemployed and eats, I think, too much dairy.  He would like to adjust his diet.  Sometimes he wishes he would get dressed sooner.  Right now, for instance, he’s in his bathrobe.  His bathrobe was once described as being “found in Jack Nicholson’s garbage.”

You can contact him at craig.hildebrand@gmail.com.