craig james hildebrand, SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
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The Something About You (SAY) program is designed to
collect tiny information about each and every visitor 
of our website.

All of the information sent from our visitors is cata-
logued and databased to make sure that you, the reader, 
are experiencing the best possible experience while you 
visit our page.

People are working around the clock to ensure your
momentary comforts.

Extensive studies have shown that 68% of the writing
here is directed at persons 5'10" and taller, while
only 39% of its visitors fit those qualifications.

19% of those 39% have siblings who are younger than
12, while 78% of the remaining 61% have siblings that
are 14 and older.

Studies have also found that persons showing signs
of love are prone to the letter 'e.'

Our calculations have confirmed that the letter 'e'
is readily available throughout 88% of the website,
while the remaining 12% is mostly scattered with
'u's and 'i's, which attract the persons who long
for it.

The SAY program prides itself on not directing our
readers toward specific qualities about them, but
probes deeply into their psyche with the availability
of an infinite suggestion.

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The writer chooses not to copyright his work, but openly threatens 
graphic physical violence to anyone that uses it for ill gain.